You know he does her bidding….always
TWD MOM SHOW MINI CLIP - SDCC 2014 Edition (Featuring Grandmaman)
Mom; “What’s with the crabby pants today? Something happen on that computer of yours?”
Sanja; “Nothing, it’s fine…everything is just super fine! Yup not worried here..”
Mom; “Right, I believe you like I believe the weather man! Spill it crabby what’s going on?”
Grandmaman; “What about the weather man?”
Sanja; “Nothing about the weather man, I am just cranky because of some SDCC 2014 stuff that’s all - let’s not make federal case out of it ok?”
Mom; “Oooh are there new pictures…wait what’s going on, why the…”
(PASSES LAPTOP OVER FOR PICTURE MONTAGE)
Mom; “Wait why is Skipper Barbie…sitting? Where is…Carol? Not this again?”
Grandmaman; “Looks like someone got in trouble! That’s what smoking and kissing on the airplane gets you…”
Sanja; “Huh? What are you talking about?”
Grandmaman; “How are you related to me again? Isn’t it obvious? Those two can’t be trusted with all the touching and goggly eyes everywhere! Jeez Louise they had to separate them…”
Mom; “She is right, they’d be humping the table or something and give the whole shabang away!”
Sanja; “What are you saying, it’s a panel for Pete’s sake? It’s not a bedroom and besides Melissa is too classy for that…so nope…”
Grandmaman; “Yes but sitting them together makes it the Carol and Daryl show! Then nobody would ask blondie or crazy farmer guy anything at all! I am telling you they are in time out for the smoke kissing I bet..”
Mom; “She is right you know! Besides she is sitting by that beefcake Tyreese while he’s stuck with Bridget Bardot Skipper Barbie - I think he got the brunt of that punishment good”
Sanja; “You guys are nuts! It’s not just panel though…”
Grandmaman; “It doesn’t matter where they are, he can be trusted not to hump blondie but he cant be trusted to not hump his woman…it’s really not all that complicated you know!”
Mom; “Skipper Barbie needs to talk to her mama though, clinging is not the way to keep a man around!”
Grandmaman; “That man is already taken, has been since blondie’s farm so I don’t even know why you keep talking like he still has a choice!
He made the damn choice then and he’s sticking to it, he’s not looking…why are you?”
*Grandmaman - the biggest CARYL shipper I know!
I love your grandma and mom! They need to come on tumblr and hang with us!
OR they find a tank of sulfur hexafluoride that makes them sound like Darth Vader’s wannabe children. Teeheehee.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN BETTER.
Then Daryl on helium and Carol on sulfur hexafluoride re-enact famous movie quotes together.
So cute 😍
Imagine Carol and Daryl puffing on a tank of helium and taking turns saying funny things with a helium voice until they both dissolve into high pitched giggle fits.